This cat is a landmine

buttkaks: The fastest way into my heart is concept art books

Sat, 25 May 2013 13:31:42 -0400

buttkaks:

The fastest way into my heart is concept art books

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Sat, 25 May 2013 08:51:30 -0400

will2bill: joewierenga: Lord of the Flies by Joe...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:26:35 -0400

will2bill:

joewierenga:

Lord of the Flies by Joe Wierenga.

So. Cool.

kohiu: i’m not a good person

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:44:05 -0400

kohiu:

i’m not a good person

jades-dog-ears: life...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:39:13 -0400

jades-dog-ears:

life red

wallywestagon:

oldatheart:

fweeble:

gryphynshadow:

littlemissbatterwitch:

clothoboorocracy:

stormybabe:

I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”

My hero

someone teach me this pweeze-ooc

Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.

We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.

Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?

Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.

All that said, here’s how you do it!

This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.

Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.

When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.

Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.

If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.

Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.

Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.

Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.

From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”

Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.

Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:

THIS IS AWESOME.

thank

fandom-mused-fandom-games: 1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:46:36 -0400

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

Would you stabbed me violently if I asked if it was okay for me to use your beforus!mituna design as a sort of... um... like if my askblog dude said he knew him would you let me do that with credit to you b'cause I love how you designed the beforus kiddos ; ;

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:36:44 -0400

ahahaw thanks! Yeah go ahead i don’t mind :D

So my friends and I where talking about Maggot Boy today... 'Cuz we talk about anything else since TheBlueVampireQueenOfAbiLand found it... we got talking about the girl that was hitting on Chainey, and I was wondering, does she have a name, and if so what is it? Or are we going to find out latter? I don't know, I'm just jetting kinda tired of calling her 'the creepy cult girl' so yah.

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:11:00 -0400

Her name is Rebecca Foley! Goes by Bec. :D

iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:50:56 -0400

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

unbalancedfox: reminder that there are several good reasons you...

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:12:41 -0400

unbalancedfox:

reminder that there are several good reasons you need to play the phoenix wright games and this is one of them

roxylablog: im gonna draw hot speciesswap solrox and it’s all rae’s fault 8) 8)))))))))) yes

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:15:02 -0400

roxylablog:

im gonna draw hot speciesswap solrox and it’s all rae’s fault

8))))))))))

yes

I JUST REALLY FEEL LIKE GETTING UP IN ARMS ABOUT STUFF TODAY I DON’T KNOW WHY

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:50:41 -0400

I JUST REALLY FEEL LIKE GETTING UP IN ARMS ABOUT STUFF TODAY I DON’T KNOW WHY

typette: seriously, guys! here’s my final answer. No more...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:41:00 -0400

typette:

seriously, guys!

here’s my final answer. No more PMs!

beating a dead horse because this point’s not really an issue anymore but every time this pic shows up on my dash I roll my eyes so hard they fall out of my head and it’s still going around SO

This argument would hold more traction if Disney had listened to it when they actually did the offending redesign. The issue was never “Merida looks too pretty”, it was always “Merida doesn’t actually fucking look like this squeezing her into this mould is an attack on the very core of the initial character and what she always stood for, which was YOU DON’T NEED TO BE WHAT SOCIETY WANTS YOU TO BE”

Merida’s an imaginary character, this matter does not offend her at all or even affect her personally, but the little girls who look up to her for what she represents are very much real and THEY’RE the ones who deserve better.

(your art is really cute tho op aaah)

dorkyarthur: enjolrasthechief: ivanbraginskii: accidentally falls in love with a personified...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:04:41 -0400

dorkyarthur:

enjolrasthechief:

ivanbraginskii:

accidentally falls in love with a personified country

milkydayy: leaked designs for the next 6 disney princesses

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:36:24 -0400

milkydayy:

leaked designs for the next 6 disney princesses

thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathering: Tell...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:30:00 -0400

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

I feel like one of the worst examples of this sort of misinterpretation comes from the way people respond to Belle.

When people play Belle off as this passive useless little waif it makes me want to bury my face in something and scream myself hoarse, because Belle is THE FIRST Disney Princess whose primary motivation to move forward in the film isn’t for her own personal gain. She mentions it the first song into the movie, that she wants adventure and she wants to get away from her tiny, isolated little village, and that’s treated as character motivation and a reason she doesn’t want to settle down with Gaston (also foul misogyny but whatever). Yet THE SECOND she realises that her sick father is being held against his will in this dank little tower she offers herself in his place. She doesn’t try to rescue him or reason with the beast, just gives herself up with only a moment’s hesitation. And she acts with honest, open surprise when the Beast offers her a room.

SHE FULLY EXPECTS TO SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE CONFINED TO A SHITTY LITTLE DUNGEON IN A LARGELY FORGOTTEN CASTLE AT THE HANDS OF A TERRIFYING MONSTER AND AGREES TO THIS DESPITE HER OWN PERSONAL DRIVE TO GET OUT INTO THE “GREAT WIDE SOMEWHERE” AND HAVE AN ADVENTURE OF HER OWN BECAUSE IT WILL SAVE HER FATHERS LIFE

HER BIGGEST REGRET OVER MAKING THIS CHOICE IS THAT THE BEAST DOESN’T GIVE HER A CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE

And then when she gets out of the dungeon she rebels against him, refuses to come down to dinner, argues against him, stands up for herself, but still doesn’t run until she’s actually scared for her life all because she made a promise to the beast. Have you seen that motherfucker? I would be TERRIFIED. I’d fucking do whatever he said, as soon as he said it.

There’s this mentality that if a woman doesn’t put on her warrior boots she’s a poor role model and a waste of space and there’s no strength to her and it’s the biggest pile of horseshit I’ve ever been pushed to swallow down.

tine-o: maplewren: laughingalonewithklingon: Ok, this kind of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:08:25 -0400

tine-o:

maplewren:

laughingalonewithklingon:

Ok, this kind of breaks my heart, and I feel like it’s exemplary of something that I think is one of Hussie’s greatest strengths as a writer. Well, two things.

The first thing is that he has this incredibly strong grasp on the fact that for the people sad things are actually happening to, they are not dramatically resonant or bittersweet or poetic. They are just sad.

When Vriska and John meet in dream-bubbles, Vriska doesn’t consciously think about how heart-wrenching it is that, in death, she’s meeting the one person that she kind of tied her hopes of redemption to, only for him not to remember any of the stuff they shared that she remembers as meaningful. She’s just a little sad about it, and a little unsure, and trying to make the best of it all.

And just recently when Dave sees Dirk for the first time and we all went batshit trying to figure out what tender, tragic things might be going through his head, and then his reaction is basically “DO NOT WANT.” He’s not thinking about the godforsaken tragedy of it all, he’s thinking that he’s upset and wishes he wasn’t. Like real people do tend to react to stuff at first.

Which kind of brings me to the other thing I wanted to talk about. Which is that Hussie completely and totally gets that he doesn’t need to spell out what a character is feeling. He understands the power of audience empathy and he uses it to his advantage. When presented with an opportunity to make it crystal clear to us what a character is feeling, he will leave it vague almost every time.

And not only that, but when he does tell us how a character feels (as above) he keeps it general. He understands that he can tell us that WV feels sad, and we understand immediately that sad is a severe understatement of how WV must be feeling, without needing to be explicitly told. Hussie implies, rather than states, and he leaves it up to us to understand and imagine based on our comprehension of the characters involved and the situations they’re in.

What he expects of us is to fill in the blanks and flesh out the story with our own emotional reactions and with our empathy. He asks us to participate on an individual level in constructing the emotional resonance of the story, by embellishing it for ourselves as we go.

This is a good post because it lists the perfect examples that make Homestuck what it is: a story driven primarily on the reader’s emotions.

this is everything i have ever wanted to say about homestuck

knittedlampshade: thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:25:13 -0400

knittedlampshade:

thinking about shitty awful bigoted things you said in the past

Click through for new Maggot Boy page!

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:08:42 -0400

Click through for new Maggot Boy page!

gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:46:45 -0400

gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”